teathattast:

pikachu-deluxe:

you, reading this. you’re a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

get creatured idiot

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thesevenumbrellas:

Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking

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thegreatpeanut:

that summer 10 years ago

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amezure:

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tamoru:

they sleep

c3rvida3:

c3rvida3:

Doctor said I only have to do four hours of therapy a week instead of seven. I am the pina colada of mental health.

I meant to say “pinnacle”, not “pina colada”. The telephone is a cruel mistress. I am so healthy, still.

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souperluminal:

Thinking about a duct tape wizard

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dogndays:

rest easy

reallyreallyreallytrying:

when a horrid little flesh tube straight from hell pops his disgusting face on to the dock you give him a spoonful of meat. very very simple transaction.

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gotitforcheap:

there’s ya friggin’ man crush monday ya fucking computer idiot 

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